Random Lists

Random Lists



You can’t think of your pets without smiling

  • Daisy is a 6 year old Golden who thinks she is human
  • Gulliver is a 19 year old Himalayan who knows he is in charge
  • Maxwell was Gulliver’s brother, he died at age 12
  • Henny Penny, Cloe, Benedict, and Pat are my chickens.










Nor can you hear a dumb joke without at least a grin.

  • Why does the giraffe have such a long neck? Because it has smelly feet.
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh-acid
  • What do you call bears with no ears? “B’s”
  • What did the polar bear say when it saw a seal on a bike? Meals on Wheels.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop

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